This record isn't for portland. I didn't make it for my friends. I made it for posers and idiots and people that might stumble on it in the dollar bin. I was such a Nirvana obsessed idiot as a kid. I wanted to be Kurt Cobain when I grew up. But I turned out to be a red head with a big nose and a weird voice. So I embraced it and let myself be me for once. Maybe i suck, maybe this record sucks. But I hope that at least one poser hears it and can see it is ok to suck if you are honest about it.