Sad Sack - Jerry Lewis

I take her dancing and step on her shoes
I fix her toaster and I blow a fuse

Then I get seasick when we take a cruise
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How can I make her love me
When I take her driving and I get a flat

I take the milk out and bring in the cat

And then I sit down on top of her hat
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How can I make her love me when
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I drop my ashes all over her clothes

And I misplace her keys

And for forgiveness I send her a rose
And roses always make her sneeze
Achoo

The lamp is so bright I pull out the plug

Her arms then open to give me a hug

I run to kiss her and trip on the rug
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